SLOP SHOOTA
The internet got so full of AI slop it leaked into the real world. The only ones left to fight back are basement nerds with homemade guns. Also, they fight each other. Constantly.
Shrimp Jesus is on every billboard. The dumpsters say SLOP ONLY. Something with seven fingers is crawling out of the fountain. Grab a hot-glue pistol, a mechanical-keyboard SMG or a railgun built from a microwave, and take the streets back — one frag at a time.
Fast, loud, deeply unserious
A neon arena shooter you can play in seconds. Free For All against bots or your mates, with more chaos stacked on top every match.
Free For All
Everyone for themselves. First to the frag limit wins, with up to 11 bots from Script Kiddie to Senior Neckbeard.
Online lobbies
Host a lobby, send your friends a 5-letter code, hang out in The Basement, then start when everyone's in.
Homemade arsenal
Eight weapons built from e-waste and spite — plus aim-down-sights, crouch-behind-cover and scarce ammo you'll scavenge.
The Shrimp Saviour
A giant AI-slop shrimp boss rises mid-match. Whoever deals the most damage gets the Golden Suit and a no-reload gatling.
Killstreaks
3 kills for x-ray vision, 5 for an airstrike, 7 to take control of an AC-130 gunship circling above the arena.
The high ground
Climb ladders to plank watchtowers linked by exposed bridges — including a sniper's walk straight over the slop fountain.
Slop & hacking
Goo pools melt you. Slop Spawns attack everyone. Prompt-inject a nerd and they fight for you — their kills count as yours.
Perks every life
Die, then pick a perk: Energy Drink IV, Thicc Hoodie, Slop-Proof Crocs, Vampire Cable, Bunny Hopper and more.
The Shrimp Saviour has manifested
A towering slop shrimp with a halo, eye stalks and far too many hands climbs out of the fountain. It slams anyone close and lobs slop blobs at the rest.
- Its health scales with the lobby — it takes a team effort (and a lot of betrayal).
- Most damage wins: 10 seconds of invulnerability and a 300-round Blessed Mini Gatling.
Towers, bridges & cover
Four plank watchtowers, narrow bridges with nowhere to hide but waist-high barricades. Crouch behind one and you vanish; stand up and your head's a target.
- Bots climb, cross bridges and duck behind cover to reload too.
- Rocket-jump onto the LAN café rooftops if the stairs feel slow.
The arsenal
No two guns play alike. Spawn with the first two; scavenge, loot and earn the rest.
Hot Glue Pistol
Snappy, precise, sticky. Headshots hit twice as hard.
Mech-Keyboard SMG
Blue-switch clatter at 800 RPM. Right-click to aim down its zip-tied iron sights.
Floppy Disk Shotgun
Twin PVC barrels. Formats anyone standing too close.
Microwave Railgun
One beam, one frag. Scoped. Also reheats pizza.
RGB Router Launcher
Rockets with splash damage and excellent rocket-jump potential.
Raspberry Pi Sentry
Drop a webcam-guided turret that guards a choke point on its own.
Prompt Injector
A USB-cable blowpipe. Hacked nerds fight for you; hacked sentries switch sides.
Blessed Mini Gatling
The shrimp's gift. 300 rounds, spins up, never reloads. Only one nerd gets it.
Killstreaks
Chain kills without dying and the basement sends help. Bots earn them too — so watch the skies.
X-ray vision
Every nerd glows red through walls for 25 seconds. Nowhere to hide.
InstantAirstrike
Open the tactical map, drop a target circle covering a quarter of the arena, and three jets carpet-bomb it.
Press FAC-130 gunship
30 seconds circling high above in thermal vision with a 105mm, 40mm, 25mm and a minigun.
Press G
Thermal. Wht hot. Sorry.
The camera locks on the ground as the plane banks around the arena. Nerds glow white. Your body is still down there, though — and it can still be shot.
Welcome to The Basement
No accounts, no installs. One person hosts, everyone else types a code.
Host a lobby
Hit Host Lobby on the menu. You get a join code like
KX7QP
Share the code
Send the code — or the invite link, which fills it in for them.
Friends join
They pick a handle and hit Join Friends. Chat while you wait in The Basement.
Host starts
The host sets bots, difficulty and the frag limit, then starts the match when everyone's in.
Up to 8 humans and 12 players in total including bots. The host's browser runs the match, so the person with the best PC and internet should host.
Controls
Best on a desktop or laptop with a mouse, in Chrome, Edge or Firefox.
The slop won't purge itself
Free, instant, right in your browser. Bring snacks. Touch no grass.
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